An author's angst.....
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The Googling
The map routing
The nervous wait in the queue
The shop assistant banter
The sights and smells, oh those wonderful smells
The eating of pies
The adventure
The endless, horrendous traffic
The embarrassing moments
The omnipresent WHEN RED LIGHTS SHOWS WAIT HERE signs
The burning lips
The widening hips
The spillage
The supermarket trawling
The back street rambling
The beautiful mornings
The stinking hangovers
The 600 miles in a day
The five pies in a day
The salivating
The crippling heartburn
The gluttony
The disappointment
The delight
The amazing discoveries
The scoring
The collation
The league tables
The write up
The observations
The sights
The pictures
The glorious scenery
The urban sprawl
The proof reading
The spell checking
The copy editing
The…er no I’d best not put that bit in
The content chopping
The photo selection
The cover shot
The design
The layout
The pre-orders: 103 of them!
The print formatting
The final nod
And with that it is gone…..to the printers
It’s probably a full 365 days behind when it was initially meant to be completed but what can I say….I couldn’t stop eating pies
On 5th August 2014 “Life of Pies” went off to the printers and will be returned within the next 8-12 weeks and released a few days later.
If you pre-ordered you’ll receive your copy first. If you still want to pre-order you can do here www.lifeofpies.co.uk/buy
Now, what on earth am I going to do with all this spare time I have got back?